Best Texas Heat Memes 
I think I have collected so many Texas Summer Memes at this point that it only makes sense to pile them together and share the wealth. If you haven’t been counting, DFW has now reached over 38 days of temperatures exceeding 100° degrees, sporting 18 consecutive days of triple digit temps. (Only 18 days?! Really?!)
What is a Texan to do other than make jokes and laugh our way through one of the hottest summers since 1986? Without further ado, here are several Texas Heat Memes to help you laugh your way through this unrelenting Texas Summer.
Texas Heat Memes
If that doesn’t sum up Texas Summers, I don’t know what does.
We are basically living in an air fryer.
I have Resting Ron Face pretty much every time I am forced to open the door.
Of course, no Texas Heat Memes would be complete without a few good ERCOT memes as well. They really did try to convince us, bless their hearts.
Honestly, this could go two ways. I’d like to buy an “E”, please.
At this point, anything is worth a shot.
In a not-so-shocking turn of events, Texans learn that ERCOT is not just woefully unprepared for cold weather–they are woefully unprepared for weather in general.
If you need me, I will be in the freezer section of Costco until November.
This feels like a personal attack. I am here for Texas Heat Memes, not judgement.
For the first time ever, I am ahead of schedule!
These are going to go great with my new necklace!
Too soon, internet. Too soon.
I think I felt a raindrop last week, but it might have just been my imagination.
I believe it’s called demand avoidance?
HAH, I knew it!
It’s not that I don’t want to check my mail, I just can’t.
Just another day in the oven.
Remember when water used to fall from the sky and everything outside wasn’t in a state of crisis?
For what it’s worth, I am surrounded by some excellent fans that have not melted (yet).
Everyday, he’s hustlin’.
John Travolta tried to warn us.
I have to double check at least twice a day.
If you can stand the heat to look at it, you will be blown away. (By the blazing breeze, of course.)
Honestly, I thought Margaritaville would look… different.
I said I wasn’t going to chase you down, and I meant it, Sam. Now get out of the truck and stop being so dramatic.
I don’t care how many times we do it, I will never stop being outraged when Texas starts pre-heating to triple digits.
I stood at the sink for a good 5 minutes waiting for the water to get cold before I remembered that Texas is secretly located on the surface of the sun.
If there is one thing you should know about me, it’s that I’m not leaving my bae until October. Not for anyone. Not for anything. Sorry not sorry.
All together now! When the temps have been over 100 for over 11 days, it’s time to go all in with a fashion forward statement that says, “I am melting and out of ideas.”
Go on without me. Tell the people how hard I tried to make it across my driveway. Remind them of my bravery when it was 109 degrees out.
Every time I post a heat meme on Facebook, I have someone saying, “What’s the big deal? It’s summer. It happens every year.” This memes for y’all.
I have been wondering how to describe the sensation of being lightly pan seared every time I walk outside. This isn’t exactly it, but I feel like it’s a pretty good representation of how miserable it is the SECOND you step outside in 109 degree weather.
It’s hostile out there. Not just the weather, but every single person you encounter is being cooked alive and has no bandwidth for being civil. Texans have all but given up friendly greetings. Everyone is hustling and thinking “Just move out of the way so I can get back in the A/C!”
This Texas resident is seeking a cold front, a downpour, and a slight breeze. Please provide all 3 *in moderation*. TIA
This feels pretty accurate. Today it was 110 and it felt like my clothes were melting into my skin. Let’s be honest, I’m not sure the junk mail is worth the trip to the mailbox.
More Texas Heat Memes
As sure as folks will continue to come up with clever new Texas Heat Memes, I will continue to update this post with as much Texas Summer humor as I can find. Keep laughing, my friends, and try to stay cool.
Not a big fan of the heat?
Well, that puts you in the company of about 28 million other folks, give or take a few Texans. I can’t make this unrelenting heat go away, and I know these Texas Heat Memes will only take you so far. When you need an extra boost, an extra breeze, or an extra break from this intense Texas Summer, check out How to Stay Cool at Outdoor Events. I know, I know, it says for outdoor events, but at this point, I’m using my outdoor survival tips to keep comfy inside too. Good luck!